Rule #924

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #13:

There's nothing quite like stealing a tank.

Rule #838

Stealing a digital copy of something doesn't really feel like stealing (even though it totally is).

Rule #671

Evil Rule #5 (from Evil Wanderer):

Shoplifting is okay as long as you get away with it.

Rule #668

Evil Rule #2 (from Evil Wanderer):

Steal candy from babies.