Rule #667 (Beginning of the Reign of the Evil Wanderer)

Hey losers! Rule #666 opened up a portal to a parallel dimension where an evil doppelganger Wanderer runs things. Now that I'm loose in your dimension, I'm taking over, starting with this blog.

Evil Rule #1:

Kick puppies. Constantly.

Rule #403

How to Become A Supervillain Rule #4:

Come up with some sort of zany scheme for world domination, such as mind control perfume, taking control of television, stealing Alaska, a terrorist telethon, or mind controlling rock and roll music.