Rule #979

There is a careful order of operations when using Icy Hot, using the restroom, and washing your hands.

Rule #670

Evil Rule #4 (from Evil Wanderer):

Never leave the seat down.

Rule #619

No-Shave-November should be a national holiday.

Rule #604

Ads can be entertaining and still not motivate you to buy a product.

Rule #601

The Man does not appreciate stubble.

Rule #28

Personal hygiene is important: please don't smell like a foot all the time.