Rule #657

Bureaucracy blows.

Rule #601

The Man does not appreciate stubble.

Rule #543

Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid #3:

If you ever become a ruler of some sort, don't trust anyone.

Rule #239 (Beginning of Superhero Guest Week)

Superhero Guest Rule #1 (from Green Lantern):

Question authority and challenge those more powerful than you.

Rule #79

Sometimes, despite Rule #2, cooperation with The Man is necessary.

Rule #54

Supervillain Rule #4 (from Catwoman)

Authority is not to be respected because people with authority act like morons.

Rule #2

Whenever possible, stick it to The Man.