Rule #1,053

A Song of Ice and Fire Rule #3:

There must always be a Stark in Winterfell.

Rule #1,025

Girls who love LEGOs are keepers.

Rule #973

Superman should never wear a Thriller jacket.

Rule #915

Webcomic Guest Rule #11 (from Our Valued Customers):

Batman is an important part of any trip to see the dentist.

Rule #912 (Beginning of Webcomic Guest Week #2)

Webcomic Guest Rule #8 (from Let's Be Friends Again):

Sometimes wearing a Superman costume is inappropriate.

Rule #879

Superhero movies aren't just a fad.

Rule #855

Don't believe everything you read about a movie in reviews.

Rule #788

A television show less than a month away from the series finale shouldn't be showing filler episodes.

Rule #784

Even Travis knew when it was time to put Old Yeller down.

Rule #781

Everyone needs a rallying cry now and then.

Rule #737

No matter how much you think you know about something, there's always more that could be learned.

Rule #691

If someone wants to bury you in the sand (and you have the time), go for it. It actually feels kind of nice.

Rule #676

Much like TV tropes (and Wikipedia), Cracked is also a trap that will keep you clicking for hours.

Rule #665

Every man needs a Fortress of Solitude.

Rule #655

The fact that something is a tie-in product doesn't necessarily mean it will suck (although most do).

Rule #602

Racist propaganda never did anything good for anybody.

Rule #537

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #4:

LEGOs make everything (even Batman) more adorable.

Rule #485

Fan art is often incredibly terrifying.

Rule #481

Taking advice from a 22 year-old who can see over a dozen action figures from where he's sitting is questionable at best.

Rule #462

When it comes to fictional characters, death is a lot less final than it is in real life.