Rule #1,098

If you bend space/time too much, it might just break.

Rule #1,081

You'll probably never have enough time to do everything you want to do.

Rule #1,034

There's too much internet and not enough time.

Rule #1,022

Complaining about facebook is one of the worst ways to waste your time.

Rule #997

Christmas can start as early as you want (as long as it's after Halloween).

Rule #991

Sometimes you have too much to say and too little time.

Rule #990

Sometimes you have too much time and too little to say.

Rule #989

Daylight Savings Time is a cruel mistress who gives time only to take it away.

Rule #967

Time in a football game is even more unpredictable than time in Narnia.

Rule #951

Take time out for lunch with good friends.

Rule #941

If you don't look carefully at your assignments, you could wind up realizing you have to write a 2-3 page paper a couple of hours before it's due.

Rule #896

When you've moved nine times in six years, it's hard to believe anyone else still lives where they did years ago.

Rule #895

Sometimes the past sneaks up on you.

Rule #886

Eight hours at work can feel like forever.

Rule #878

There are too many good books, and not enough time to read them all.

Rule #848 (End of Classic Rock Guest Week)

Classic Rock Rule #7 (from Led Zeppelin):

There are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on.

Rule #788

A television show less than a month away from the series finale shouldn't be showing filler episodes.

Rule #768

Putting something together almost always takes more time than you think it will.

Rule #767

Snoozing for an hour is a bad way to start your day.

Rule #743

Only bend space/time when it's absolutely necessary.