Rule #1,093

It's hard to get a job you never apply for.

Rule #1,048

Jobs are jobs, but careers are careers.

Rule #1,040

Technology Tip for the Elderly #6:

You don't have a work computer just for work email and a home computer just for home email.  It's the internet.  You can get to any email from any computer.

Rule #987

It's not likely, but it is possible to acquire two jobs in one day.

Rule #975

Getting a plumbing estimate over the phone isn't easy.

Rule #961

Finding a job in ministry is a lot like finding a date to the Sadie Hawkins Dance: all you can do is find a good place to stay visible, and hope someone good picks you.

Rule #952

When you work hard to clean, you want to keep things clean.

Rule #903

One way or another, everything finds a resolution.

Rule #886

Eight hours at work can feel like forever.

Rule #867

Life's a funny thing when you're getting paid to make yourself a birthday card.

Rule #825

It's hard to force yourself to get back to work after a long break.

Rule #768

Putting something together almost always takes more time than you think it will.

Rule #734

Spending the whole day stapling doesn't have to be all bad.

Rule #727

Too many responsibilities may turn your brain into mush.

Rule #693

Kindness should always be welcome, especially when it comes from where you least expect it.

Rule #686

Grammar Rule #6:

Something isn't "literally" happening unless it's actually happening.

Rule #678

Work can be really boring when you can count the people you see during an 8 hour day on one hand.

Rule #465

Any holiday that gets you the day off from work is a good thing.

Rule #423

All work and no play will eventually drive you crazy.

Rule #392

If you're not busy at work all day, someone will definitely have something for you to do five minutes before quitting time.