Rule #1,101

You know you're an old married person when you have no good ideas for what someone should do on a first date.

Rule #1,041 (End of Technology Tips for the Elderly Week)

Technology Tip for the Elderly #7:

They make TVs that don't weigh a metric ton.  Look into it.

Rule #1,040

Technology Tip for the Elderly #6:

You don't have a work computer just for work email and a home computer just for home email.  It's the internet.  You can get to any email from any computer.

Rule #1,039

Technology Tip for the Elderly #5:

Computers don't come with the internet automatically; you still have to pay for internet service.

Rule #1,038

Technology Tip for the Elderly #4:

"password" is not a good password.

Rule #1,037

Technology Tip for the Elderly #3:

If you don't have a gmail account for email, it's likely that young people are laughing behind your back.

Rule #1,036

Technology Tip for the Elderly #2:

It's more than likely that email someone forwarded you is full of lies.

Rule #1,035 (Beginning of Technology Tips for the Elderly Theme Week)

Here at Rules to Live Your Life By, we like to believe that we provide an invaluable service to our readers.  And some of our readers might be of an older generation that find technology frightening and confusing, like magic or the metric system.  That's why this week we want to help by providing some handy tips regarding the proper use of technology:

Technology Tip for the Elderly #1:

Your cell phone has to be turned on for you to be able to receive calls.

Rule #1,004

Twenty-four may not be old yet, but it feels less and less like young every day.

Rule #828

Make time for a veteran this week (bonus if it's someone as awesome as Ernest F. Bierschenk).

Rule #553

There are three kinds of old people: the mean, the sweet, and the needy.

Rule #344

Don't be surprised when old people are brutally honest.