Rule #910

Literary Guest Rule #13 (from Beowulf):

Let whoever can win glory before death.

Rule #828

Make time for a veteran this week (bonus if it's someone as awesome as Ernest F. Bierschenk).

Rule #680

No one knows the actual lyrics to Auld Lang Syne (especially while drunk).

Rule #102 (And A Shameless Plug)

Haikus are fun to write, and may or may not make any sense whatsoever.

Speaking of Haikus, I have just created a third blog entitled Syllabic Restraints, which I will also be updating with haikus on a daily basis.

Rule #88

Literary Guest Rule #4 (from A Light in the Attic)

Nothing has more possibilities than one old wet picture puzzle piece.