Rule #647

Children act like wild animals in large groups.

Rule #423

All work and no play will eventually drive you crazy.

Rule #406 (End of How to Become a Supervillain Week)

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #7:

When you (inevitably) get caught, plead insanity. It always works.

Rule #213

A sane man in an asylum is the only one who is truly crazy.

Rule #103

Superheroes are a lot of fun, but if people run around in primary-colored spandex in real life, someone's likely to send them to an asylum.

Rule #57 (End of Supervillain Guest Week)

Supervillain Rule #7 (from the Joker)

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

Rule #10

It doesn't matter how right your arguments might be. Arguing on the internet is as meaningless as chasing after the wind.