Rule #960 (End of Conan the Barbarian Guest Week)

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #7:

Conan! What is best in life?

(watch video for answer and today's rule.)

Rule #552

Freedom of religion applies to all religions.

Rule #541 (Beginning of Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Week)

Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #1:

Don't get married at the age of 13 (especially not a secret marriage to your sworn enemy).

Rule #430

The snooze button is your enemy, not your friend.

Rule #192

Caffeine is both a friend and an enemy.

Rule #14

Not all problems can be solved by "getting a conversation going".

Rule #12

Remember to always try and show people compassion, regardless of how obnoxious or confrontational they are behaving. You never know what they might be going through.

Rule #10

It doesn't matter how right your arguments might be. Arguing on the internet is as meaningless as chasing after the wind.

Rule #4

Don't make fun of people stronger than you are, unless they are unlikely to hurt you or you can outrun them.