Rule #1,029

Doing anything for the first time can be scary.

Rule #982

Putting teenagers in masks with leafblowers in a corn maze doesn't really make it any scarier.

Rule #931

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #13:

Never torture your toys.

Rule #846

Classic Rock Rule #5 (from Blue Oyster Cult):

Don't fear the reaper.

Rule #617

Don't watch scary movies alone or in the dark.

Rule #614

Nature is both awe-inspiring and terrifying.

Rule #613

Don't look at the artwork of Stephen Gammell unless you want nightmares.

Rule #552

Freedom of religion applies to all religions.

Rule #417

Knowledge is not something that needs to be feared.

Rule #365

Don't be afraid to find out just because you think you'll look stupid asking.

Rule #161

It is still possible for thunder to frighten adults.

Rule #55

Supervillain Rule #5 (from Sinestro)

Control comes not from love, compassion, or hope, but from fear.

Rule #4

Don't make fun of people stronger than you are, unless they are unlikely to hurt you or you can outrun them.