Rule #1,003

Dogs can teach you a lot about what is and isn't important in life.

Rule #980

Dogs can fall asleep in positions that would break a human's spine.

Rule #940

3:40 am is too late to stay up watching football.

Rule #930

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #12:

Breaking a curse or not, it's creepy to kiss a sleeping woman you don't even know.

Rule #850

Sunburns ruin sleep.

Rule #821

Puppies wake up too early.

Rule #767

Snoozing for an hour is a bad way to start your day.

Rule #744

Waking up before the sun isn't easy, but is also occasionally necessary.

Rule #648

Sleeping on an air mattress is better than sleeping on plywood.

Rule #613

Don't look at the artwork of Stephen Gammell unless you want nightmares.

Rule #563

You should never have to wake up before the sun.

Rule #554

Never underestimate the value of a quality mattress.

Rule #546

Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #6:

Don't fall asleep in forests inhabited by magical beings.

Rule #341

It can be difficult to adjust to sleeping in the same bed as someone else.

Rule #285

There is a reason God commanded Sabbath.

Rule #254

Six hours of sleep a night is not a very healthy way to live your life.

Rule #195

A really comfortable bed is worth its weight in gold.

Rule #143

Sometimes staying up late is totally worth it.

Rule #118

Napping, while pleasant, also eats up a significant portion of the day.

Rule #94

Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep.