Rule #996

British actors are very good at accents.

Rule #995

American actors are not very good at accents.

Rule #741

It's hard to tell the difference between a celebrity who's actually crazy and one who just wants attention.

Rule #728

Sometimes it's easy to tell when actors are either broke or starved for attention.

Rule #546

Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #6:

Don't fall asleep in forests inhabited by magical beings.

Rule #545

Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #5:

Don't believe rumors without proof.

Rule #544

Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #4:

If you're going to avenge your father's death, don't spend five acts whining about it. Just do it already.

Rule #543

Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid #3:

If you ever become a ruler of some sort, don't trust anyone.

Rule #517

It's difficult to shop for someone when what they like is more expensive than you can afford.

Rule #489

There are a lot more similarities between actors and politicians than there ought to be.

Rule #455

Eventually we all have to learn to say when enough is enough.

Rule #123

Actors can be total prima donnas and still make awesome movies.

(Using Christian Bale's picture in this post probably violates Rule #4)

Rule #20

Crazy Celebrity Rule #6 (from Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

Rule #19

Crazy Celebrity Rule #5 (from Jessica Simpson)

Texans can't be anorexic.

Rule #17

Crazy Celebrity Guest Rule #3 (from Christian Bale)

Don't ever ruin Christian Bale's shots.