Rule #936

Sometimes finishing is more important than winning.

Rule #746

When it's car vs. brick wall, the brick wall may take a beating, but it's always going to win.

Rule #741

It's hard to tell the difference between a celebrity who's actually crazy and one who just wants attention.

Rule #634

Football is more fun when your team is winning.

Rule #220

Clichéd Platitude #3:

Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

Rule #47

Unfortunately, underdogs rarely win in real life. That's why they're called underdogs.

Rule #3

When you argue with a woman, you're probably going to be wrong, no matter how right you might be. Give up early.