Rule #782

Wikipedia is the greatest source of knowledge in the world [citation needed].

Rule #781

Everyone needs a rallying cry now and then.

Rule #779

Eternal vigilance is the price of cleanliness.

Rule #741

It's hard to tell the difference between a celebrity who's actually crazy and one who just wants attention.

Rule #377

Nerd Commandment #6:

Be able to quote something (such as a book, TV show, movie, etc.) ad nauseum.