Rule #1,062

Electricity is a cruel and fickle mistress.

Rule #1,015

Koala bears aren't poisonous, and if you tell people you heard that maybe they are, they will laugh in your face.

Rule #542

Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #2:

Don't take advice from witches.

Rule #455

Eventually we all have to learn to say when enough is enough.

Rule #165

Items that require assembly always come with too many or too few parts.

Rule #164

It's harder to trust after having been betrayed, even if it's only by a machine.

Rule #157

Most technology is waiting for a chance to betray you.

Rule #14

Not all problems can be solved by "getting a conversation going".