Rule #1,085

Filler content is technically still content.

Rule #982

Putting teenagers in masks with leafblowers in a corn maze doesn't really make it any scarier.

Rule #854

If super glue or duct tape can't fix it, it isn't worth saving.

Rule #792

Fixing things makes you feel like a man.

Rule #771

Being excited about purchasing a lawn mower can make you feel way too grown-up.

Rule #768

Putting something together almost always takes more time than you think it will.

Rule #451

Logic is a very powerful tool.