Rule #960 (End of Conan the Barbarian Guest Week)

Conan the Barbarian Guest Rule #7:

Conan! What is best in life?

(watch video for answer and today's rule.)

Rule #806 (End of Life in an 80s Movie Week)

Life in an 80s Movie Rule #7:

If you change your social status by buying a girlfriend, people will eventually find out the truth.

Rule #805

Life in an 80s Movie Rule #6:

If you make Val Kilmer build a death ray, he will destroy your house with popcorn.

Rule #804

Life in an 80s Movie Rule #5:

There's a possibility you'll wind up in The Danger Zone.

Rule #803

Life in an 80s Movie Rule #4:

You will have a montage.

Rule #802

Life in an 80s Movies Rule #3:

If you're in a John Hughes teen movie, prepare for someone to break down and cry about how hard life is at least once.

Rule #801

Life in an 80s Movie Rule #2:

If you're a jock, prepare to beat up nerds.

Rule #800 (Beginning of Life in an 80s Movie Week)

Life in an 80s Movie Rule #1:

If you're a nerd, prepare to be beat up by jocks.