Rule #896

When you've moved nine times in six years, it's hard to believe anyone else still lives where they did years ago.

Rule #664

If you think packing takes forever, just wait until you have to unpack everything.

Rule #663

Never underestimate the amount of stuff you can accumulate living in a one-bedroom apartment.

Rule #653

When you're moving out, sometimes you have to ignore what Rule #77 is telling you.

Rule #638

Even if your one bedroom apartment feels cramped and tiny, it'll still take forever to pack.

Rule #197

Don't call your significant other's possessions "crap". They will not appreciate it.

Rule #75

Move to a new place only as often as necessary.