Rule #985

Clothing should have nothing to do with irony.

Rule #973

Superman should never wear a Thriller jacket.

Rule #927

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #9:

Cross-dressing is one of the many paths by which one can find true love.

Rule #921

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #10:

Effeminate men love ridiculous clothing and giant swords.

Rule #918 (End of Webcomic Guest Week #2)

Webcomic Guest Rule #14 (from Toothpaste for Dinner):

Babies don't need pockets.

Rule #888

Sometimes clothing for dogs is okay.

Rule #795

Why Dogs Are Man's Best Friend Rule #3:

Men don't dress dogs up in ridiculous outfits.