Rule #914

Webcomic Guest Rule #10 (from Jersey Circus):

You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA.

Rule #637

Fame and infamy are not synonymous terms.

Rule #611

Steroids don't make you more attractive (just remember Rule #4 before you tell anyone who does steroids this).

Rule #610

Watching the Jersey Shore can only end in giving up hope for humanity.