Rule #637

Fame and infamy are not synonymous terms.

Rule #562

If you go looking for attention, the kind you get isn't going to be good.

Rule #482

Being on the news is exciting, even if it's just a brief moment in a local news video clip.

Rule #479

It's a lot harder to admire someone only sort of famous (without looking like a stalker) than it is to admire someone who's really famous.

Rule #292

Married Life from a Male Perspective Guest Rule #5 (from Logan Kruck, my best friend, also of previous Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week fame)

Sometimes real love is just friendship and an occasional hug.

Rule #290

Married Life From A Male Perspective Guest Rule #3 (from Brint Montgomery, previously of Friends & Wellwishers Guest Week fame)

Properly stowed and folded, dishwasher and laundry opportunities can function as aphrodisiacs.

Rule #289

Married Life From A Male Perspective Guest Rule #2 (from Lance Schmitz, who is now doubly internet famous)

Don't forget to remember.

Rule #16

Crazy Celebrity Guest Rule #2 (from Kanye West)

Life would be better if you could make popular music, but not have a lot of fans.