Rule #790

Rule #789 does not come with a money-back guarantee.

Rule #789

Washing your flash drive isn't that big of a deal. It'll probably still work.

Rule #290

Married Life From A Male Perspective Guest Rule #3 (from Brint Montgomery, previously of Friends & Wellwishers Guest Week fame)

Properly stowed and folded, dishwasher and laundry opportunities can function as aphrodisiacs.

Rule #65

Always check your pockets for pens (since you are always supposed to be carrying one) before you wash your clothes.