Rule #551

Stay away from all-consuming facebook games.

Rule #326

New toys are wonderful distractions from the things you actually need to be doing.

Rule #162

Even terrible video games can be a viable distraction from real life.

Rule #109

Every once in a while, escapism can be a good thing.

Rule #74

Video games rot your brain, which can occasionally be a good thing.

Rule #5

Whenever possible, park with an exit strategy.