Rule #898

Blue shells (inescapable and unpredictable death) are important metaphors for life.

Rule #679

Don't drink and drive.*

*This very special rule has been brought to you in association with M.A.D.D. and S.A.D.D. In all seriousness, though, have a wonderful and safe New Year's Eve (for those who will be celebrating).

Rule #539

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #6:

Don't drive over banana peels.

Rule #5

Whenever possible, park with an exit strategy.