Rule #731

Birthday wishes don't mean as much if they come a day late.

Rule #705

Clichéd Platitude #11:

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Rule #700

Crazy Celebrity Guest Rule #13 (from Prince):

The internet is completely over.

Rule #531

How to Survive a Horror Movie Rule #5:

Don't take a shower.

Rule #253

Despite what American sensibilities might tell you, movies with lots of violence but no nudity are not morally superior to movies with nudity but no violence.

Rule #36

Just because you're in college, you don't have to parade around naked. None of the people you live with want to see that.