Rule #1,088

Spoiler Theme Rule #3:

If a dad names his son Sue, the son will not name his son Sue.

Rule #715 (End of Johnny Cash Guest Week #2)

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #14:

If I could start again a million miles away, I would keep myself; I would find a way.

Rule #714

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #13:

Understand your man.

Rule #713

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #12:

Flesh and blood need flesh and blood.

Rule #712

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #11:

Because you're mine, I walk the line.

Rule #711

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #10:

If you get it one piece at a time it won't cost you a dime.

Rule #710

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #9:

Until things are brighter, I'm the Man in Black.

Rule #709 (Beginning of Johnny Cash Guest Week #2)

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #8:

Get rhythm when you get the blues.

Rule #589 (End of Johnny Cash Guest Week)

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #7:

There's nothin' short of dyin' half as lonesome as the sound of the sleepin' city sidewalks and Sunday mornin' comin' down.

Rule #588

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #6:

Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Rule #587

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #5:

It's so hard to find one rich man in ten with a satisfied mind.

Rule #586

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #4:

Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.

Rule #585

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #3:

Don't go mixin' politics with the folk songs of our land.

Rule #584

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #2:

Don't take your guns to town.

Rule #583 (Beginning of Johnny Cash Guest Week)

Johnny Cash Guest Rule #1:

Love is a burnin' thing, and it makes a fiery ring.