Rule #1,092 (End of Spoilers Theme Week)

Spoilers Theme Rule #7:

Glen Matthews isn't going to tell you his name unless you ask him.

Rule #1,091

Spoilers Theme Rule #6:

If you're going to pretend to live in the past to escape society, don't forget to pack some penicillin.

Rule #1,090

Spoilers Theme Rule #5:

"Rosebud" is a stupid name for a sled.

Rule #1,089

Spoilers Theme Rule #4:

When you buy a crappy sled, you're not going to win in Olympic bobsledding. 

Rule #1,088

Spoiler Theme Rule #3:

If a dad names his son Sue, the son will not name his son Sue.

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Spoiler Theme Rule #2:

You can't not love Big Brother.

Rule #1,086 (Beginning of Spoilers Theme Week)

This week's rules are (SPOILER ALERT) based on spoilers in famous stories.  Tune out for a while if you haven't experience culture that's a decade or more old.

Spoiler Rule #1:

If your wife's been ignoring you for quite some time, you might be a ghost.