Rule #68

No single nation (America or otherwise) should dictate the behavior of the rest of the world.

Rule #67

If you have some sort of talent or gift that people highly praise, don't let it go to your head.

Rule #66

Open forum discussions of politics, religion, and other controversial topics rarely result in anything positive.

Rule #65

Always check your pockets for pens (since you are always supposed to be carrying one) before you wash your clothes.

Rule #64

Some things are as unpleasant as they are important.

Rule #63

No matter how hard you try, you'll never get everyone to like you. Accept it, and move on.

Rule #62

Don't let technology run your life.

Rule #61

Anything is possible, but some things are highly improbable.

Rule #60

Even if you can't change the world around you, you can always change the way in which you perceive it.

Rule #59

Sometimes change is a very bad thing.

Rule #58

Meat is delicious, regardless of your morality/health-based dispositions on whether you think we should eat it.

Rule #57 (End of Supervillain Guest Week)

Supervillain Rule #7 (from the Joker)

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

Rule #56

Supervillain Rule #6 (from Brainiac)

There are two ways to deal with envy: admit it and learn to do without, or take whatever it is that you want.

Rule #55

Supervillain Rule #5 (from Sinestro)

Control comes not from love, compassion, or hope, but from fear.

Rule #54

Supervillain Rule #4 (from Catwoman)

Authority is not to be respected because people with authority act like morons.

Rule #53

Supervillain Rule #3 (from Bane)

Some people are too ugly to hit.

Rule #52

Supervillain Rule #2 (from Captain Cold)

Only murder someone under two circumstances: if it's kill or be killed, or if you're after good old-fashioned vengeance.

Rule #51 (Beginning of Supervillain Guest Week)

All this week I will be running rules by supervillains, so without further ado:

Supervillain Rule #1 (from Lex Luthor)

People will always need land, because it's the one thing they're not making any more of.

Rule #50

Believe in the possibility of miracles.

Rule #49

If you're going to foul someone, make it count.

Rule #48

Nothing in life matters without hope.

Rule #47

Unfortunately, underdogs rarely win in real life. That's why they're called underdogs.

Rule #46

Don't take 20 ibuprofen in 2 days. You will, ironically enough, get a severe headache and a lot of chest pain.

Rule #45

Life is fairly easily lost in translation, so choose the words you speak carefully and deliberately.

Rule #44

While acting like a complete jerk may be a fairly effective way to get what you want, it's probably not worth it in the long run.

Rule #43

Sometimes lying is the right thing to do.

Rule #42

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, something's got to give.

Rule #41

Cleaning, while unpleasant, can make you feel really good about yourself and life in general.

Rule #40

You don't always need some sort of rational justification for why you believe what you believe.

Rule #39

The brain is the most important muscle in your body. And, like your other muscles, if you don't use it, you will lose it.