Rule #410

There is a significant difference between atheism and agnosticism.

Rule #308

Despite what Ray Comfort thinks, the existence of God cannot be verified. However, it also cannot be falsified.

Rule #305

Religion doesn't have to be afraid of scientific discovery.

Rule #276

Inaccessibility to novice levels of understanding have a tendency to isolate potential adherents within an organization.

Rule #229

Philosopher Guest Rule #5 (by Siddhartha Gautama aka The Buddha):

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Rule #217

Religious humor is more often than not blatantly unfunny.

Rule #90

Literary Guest Rule #6 (from The Great Divorce)

Those that hate goodness are sometimes nearer than those that know nothing at all about it and think they have it already.

Rule #50

Believe in the possibility of miracles.

Rule #40

You don't always need some sort of rational justification for why you believe what you believe.

Rule #18

Crazy Celebrity Rule #4 (from Ray Comfort)

Bananas prove the existence of God.

Rule #13

Don't ever combine DayQuil, Percocet, and Ibuprofen, unless you want to go a vision quest to find your spirit animal (Mine's a white tiger, just so you know).