Rule #952

When you work hard to clean, you want to keep things clean.

Rule #951

Take time out for lunch with good friends.

Rule #950

The end is coming.

Rule #949

There is nothing this video can't motivate you to do.

Rule #948

Left-handed people with big hands can't be too choosy about their baseball gloves.

Rule #947

Freedom feels good.

Rule #946

Everyone has a childhood crush that sticks with them for life.

Rule #945

Some dog chew toys are less durable than you might hope.

Rule #944

In my castle I'm the freakin' king.

Rule #943

Work song lyrics into everyday conversation whenever possible (bonus points for creativity).

Rule #942

State fairs are overrated.

Rule #941

If you don't look carefully at your assignments, you could wind up realizing you have to write a 2-3 page paper a couple of hours before it's due.

Rule #940

3:40 am is too late to stay up watching football.

Rule #939

Some people are very easy to hate.

Rule #938

When life brings serendipity your way, grab on tight.

Rule #937

It's hard to know how a dog's going to react to a new toy.

Rule #936

Sometimes finishing is more important than winning.

Rule #935

The smaller the class size, the harder it is to slack off.

Rule #934

You shouldn't listen to 67% of the statistics that you hear.

Rule #933

70% of education is taking classes you don't want to take.

Rule #932 (End of What I've Learned From Disney Movies Week #2 & Sequel Month #2)

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #14:

Things will always get worse before they get better.

Rule #931

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #13:

Never torture your toys.

Rule #930

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #12:

Breaking a curse or not, it's creepy to kiss a sleeping woman you don't even know.

Rule #929

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #11:

Sometimes it's totally innocent when an attractive young woman is living with seven lonely bachelors.

Rule #928

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #10:

Witches are almost always evil.

Rule #927

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #9:

Cross-dressing is one of the many paths by which one can find true love.

Rule #926 (Beginning of What I've Learned from Disney Movies Week #2)

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #8:

Frying pans are excellent weapons.

Rule #925 (End of What I've Learned From Video Games Week #2)

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #14:

Football only gets better the more gratuitous violence you add.

Rule #924

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #13:

There's nothing quite like stealing a tank.

Rule #923

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #12:

When in doubt, up up down down left right left right B A.