Rule #922

What I've Learned From Video Games Rule #11:

When it comes to mass appeal, simpler is better.

Rule #921

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #10:

Effeminate men love ridiculous clothing and giant swords.

Rule #920

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #9:

Hedgehogs are incredibly fast and like to hang out with mutant foxes.

Rule #919 (Beginning of What I've Learned from Video Games Week #2)

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #8:

Fighting games require little to no skill if you can trap your opponent by repeating the same simple move over and over.

Rule #918 (End of Webcomic Guest Week #2)

Webcomic Guest Rule #14 (from Toothpaste for Dinner):

Babies don't need pockets.

Rule #917

Webcomic Guest Rule #13 (from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal):

Don't invite Mathematicians to sporting events.

Rule #916

Webcomic Guest Rule #12 (from Scenes from a Multiverse):

Volcanoes are nature's pimples.

Rule #915

Webcomic Guest Rule #11 (from Our Valued Customers):

Batman is an important part of any trip to see the dentist.

Rule #914

Webcomic Guest Rule #10 (from Jersey Circus):

You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA.

Rule #913

Webcomic Guest Rule #9 (from Garfield Minus Garfield):

If you don't understand women, just pretend that you do.

Rule #912 (Beginning of Webcomic Guest Week #2)

Webcomic Guest Rule #8 (from Let's Be Friends Again):

Sometimes wearing a Superman costume is inappropriate.

Rule #911 (End of Literary Guest Week #2)

Literary Guest Rule #14 (from Brave New World):

When the individual feels, the community reels.

Rule #910

Literary Guest Rule #13 (from Beowulf):

Let whoever can win glory before death.

Rule #909

Literary Guest Rule #12 (from To Kill a Mockingbird):

The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.

Rule #908

Literary Guest Rule #11 (from Ender's Game):

Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.

Rule #907

Literary Guest Rule #10 (from 1984):

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

Rule #906

Literary Guest Rule #9 (from Lord of the Flies):

Maybe there is a beast...maybe it's only us.

Rule #905 (Beginning of Sequel Month #2 & Literary Guest Week #2)

Why work hard when you can follow a familiar, successful formula?

Literary Guest Rule #8 (from The Hobbit):

There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something.

Rule #904

Sometimes improvisation works.

Rule #903

One way or another, everything finds a resolution.

Rule #902

Life leads to a lot of odd realizations, such as the fact that the Penguin was Rocky's mentor.

Rule #901

Friendship is a lot more fragile than you think it is.

Rule #900

Sometimes you just need to know that someone cares.

Rule #899

Skepticism can be a very good thing.

Rule #898

Blue shells (inescapable and unpredictable death) are important metaphors for life.

Rule #897

While the past never changes, people and places do.

Rule #896

When you've moved nine times in six years, it's hard to believe anyone else still lives where they did years ago.

Rule #895

Sometimes the past sneaks up on you.

Rule #894

Hell is [waiting on] other people.

Rule #893

Hypocrisy: only funny when it's intentional.

Rule #892

There's no excuse for consistent tardiness.