Rule #1,013 (End of You're Not Funny When... Theme Week)

Rule #7: You're Not Funny When...

You beat a dead horse.

(p.s. You're also not funny when you tell me that this week's rules weren't funny.)

Rule #1,012

Rule #6: You're Not Funny When...

You're Jay Leno.

Rule #1,011

Rule #5: You're Not Funny When...

You use any kind of catchphrase.

Rule #1,010

Rule #4: You're Not Funny When...

You quote others incessantly.

Rule #1,009

Rule #3: You're Not Funny When...

You repeat yourself over and over again.

Rule #1,008

Rule #2: You're Not Funny When...

Puppets take care of the racism for you.

Rule #1,007 (Beginning of You're Not Funny When... Theme Week)

Fortunately for all of you, special weeks are still seven days long here on the rule blog.  Unfortunately, this one is guaranteed to step on more than a few toes.  Prepare to find out why no one is laughing with you.

Rule #1: You're Not Funny When...

You're being incredibly racist.

Rule #893

Hypocrisy: only funny when it's intentional.

Rule #675

Cracked is a wonderful source of news.

Rule #616

Nothing is funnier than puns (because the point of humor is to make people groan).