Rule #403

How to Become A Supervillain Rule #4:

Come up with some sort of zany scheme for world domination, such as mind control perfume, taking control of television, stealing Alaska, a terrorist telethon, or mind controlling rock and roll music.

Rule #402

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #3:

Pick an archnemesis (it helps if they've somehow wronged you in the past, but it isn't necessary).

Rule #401

How to Become A Supervillain Rule #2:

Pick some sort of zany theme to your crimes, such as numbers, holidays, sending the police riddles, using toys, boomerangs, etc.

Rule #400 (Beginning of How To Become A Supervillain Week)

It's time for another theme week here on the rule blog, and I've decided to help all of you give in to your heart's most evil desires, because this week's theme is: How to Become A Supervillain. Let's get to it, shall we?

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #1:

Get a ridiculously absurd costume.

Bonus points to anyone who can name all of these villains!

Rule #399

The quality of a movie can only improve if the main character has a nunchuck fight with Richard Nixon.

Rule #398

It doesn't happen very often, but occasionally the quality of sequels are on par with the original.

Rule #397

Small children are perpetual liars.

Rule #396

Children can turn any toy into a weapon.

Rule #395

Books are meant to be enjoyed.

Rule #394

It's not really Spring until it feels like it.

Rule #393

Never trust weather forecasters.

Rule #392

If you're not busy at work all day, someone will definitely have something for you to do five minutes before quitting time.

Rule #391

Sometimes even guys enjoy decorating.

Rule #390

Cross-dressing is always either hilarious or horrifying.

Rule #389

Whether something is an accomplishment or a waste of time depends on who you ask.

Rule #388

Furniture you have to assemble yourself should always come with extra hardware.

Rule #387

Sometimes past generations are right about how certain things were better.

Rule #386

Your most valuable possessions shouldn't be things that can be bought in a store.

Rule #385

When you start to notice a funny smell, it's definitely time to clean out your car.

Rule #384

White people are allowed to like rap, too.

Rule #383

Some things you regret forever.

Rule #382

Every room should have at least one piece of decoration that leads to interesting conversations.

Rule #381

Satin sheets, though soft, are far too slippery.

Rule #380

Everyone is obsessive compulsive about something.

Rule #379

It's unlikely to find things that are both cheap and long-lasting.

Rule #378 (End of Nerd Commandment Theme Week)

Nerd Commandment #7:

Whenever geeky things become cool, never forget that you lived it before anyone cared.

Rule #377

Nerd Commandment #6:

Be able to quote something (such as a book, TV show, movie, etc.) ad nauseum.

Rule #376

Nerd Commandment #5:

It is entirely possible to have too many action figures (and that number is a lot less than shown here).

Rule #375

Nerd Commandment #4:

The following make almost anything (with a few exceptions) better: werewolves, zombies, vampires, ninjas, pirates, and superpowers.

Rule #374

Nerd Commandment #3:

Your first exposure to a nerdy property (character, TV show, movie franchise, etc.) is the best that property has ever been, and everyone needs to know about it.

Rule #373

Nerd Commandment #2:

If you ever hear the phrase "And now you know" you must immediately respond "And knowing is half the battle".