Rule #533 (End of How to Survive a Horror Movie Week)

How to Survive a Horror Movie Rule #7:

If the killer goes down, don't wait to find out if they're actually dead or not. Just run.

*New addition to the rule blog: topical labels for all posts (A work in progress, so bear with me)! A labor of love for you, my faithful readers.

Rule #375

Nerd Commandment #4:

The following make almost anything (with a few exceptions) better: werewolves, zombies, vampires, ninjas, pirates, and superpowers.

Rule #357 (End of Zombie Survival Week)

Zombie Survival Rule #7:

If someone gets infected, kill them before they can kill anyone else.

Rule #356

Zombie Survival Rule #6:

Always be prepared to run.

Rule #355

Zombie Survival Rule #5:

Never stay out in the open longer than necessary.

Rule #354

Zombie Survival Rule #4:

Never let your guard down.

Rule #353

Zombie Survival Rule #3:

Stay as close to your vehicle as you can when exploring unfamiliar territory.

Rule #352

Zombie Survival Rule #2:

Don't trust other people.

Rule #351 (Beginning of Zombie Survival Week)

I watched Zombieland last week, and it has inspired the first theme week here on the Rule Blog. While a guest week would be rules written by other people, theme weeks are original content written about a thematic subject: for instance, zombies. This week I will be writing rules for survival in the eventuality of zombies taking over the world. So, here we go:

Zombie Survival Rule #1:

Sentimentality will get you killed.

Rule #155

Good writing is good writing, regardless of whether it's in an often-considered childish format, such as comic books.

Rule #146

Zombie movies, comics, books, etc., are always a good way to entertain yourself.