Rule #99

Never forget the people who have made you what you are.

Rule #98

When it comes to footwear, function should be more important than fashion.

Rule #97

Pennies make your fingers smell funny and should be avoided whenever possible.

Rule #96

College classes should be about learning what the professors have to say, not about what your peers have to say.

Rule #95

Made up words, such as gaytarded, totes ridic, and bedgasm are a lot of fun.

Rule #94

Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep.

Rule #93

Warranties, while generally a good thing, are also a nigh infinite source of frustration and sorrow.

Rule #92

Sleeping on a couch, while feasible, leaves one feeling somewhat sore and achey, and longing for the comforts of a real bed.

Rule #91 (End of Literary Guest Week)

Literary Guest Rule #7 (from The Chronicles of Narnia)

Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight,
At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more,
When he bares his teeth, winter meets its death,
And when he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again.

Rule #90

Literary Guest Rule #6 (from The Great Divorce)

Those that hate goodness are sometimes nearer than those that know nothing at all about it and think they have it already.

Rule #89

Literary Guest Rule #5 (from Lord of the Rings)

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by frost.

Rule #88

Literary Guest Rule #4 (from A Light in the Attic)

Nothing has more possibilities than one old wet picture puzzle piece.

Rule #87

Literary Guest Rule #3 (from Fahrenheit 451)

When schools turn out more runners, jumpers, racers, tinkerers, grabbers, snatchers, fliers, and swimmers than examiners, critics, knowers, and imaginative creators, the word "intellectual" becomes a swear word.

Rule #86

Literary Guest Rule #2 (from The Phantom Tollbooth)

A slavish concern for the composition of words is the sign of a bankrupt intellect.

Rule #85 (Beginning of Literary Guest Week)

All this week I will be running rules from famous or fantastic (or both) books, so without further ado:

Literary Guest Rule #1 (from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Don't Panic.

Rule #84

Sometimes, society is wrong, regardless of how many people support something.

Rule #83

Art is about aesthetics, so even if you don't like it, you can't technically say it isn't art. However, that doesn't mean you can't say it sucks.

Rule #82

No matter what you do, you are changing the world.

Rule #81

Being responsible for your own actions sucks.

Rule #80

Remember that everyone has some sort of obsession, some are just weirder than others.

Rule #79

Sometimes, despite Rule #2, cooperation with The Man is necessary.

Rule #78

Puppies are adorable.

Rule #77

Empty walls are really depressing. Put something on them.

Rule #76

Vampires don't sparkle.

Rule #75

Move to a new place only as often as necessary.

Rule #74

Video games rot your brain, which can occasionally be a good thing.

Rule #73

If you are in a relationship with someone who is cheating on someone else in order to be with you, don't anticipate fidelity.

Rule #72

When picking a major in college, remember that your choice will correspond with a color at graduation, and you may get stuck with pink.

Rule #71

Always take advantage of things that are free.

Rule #70

Don't take yourself too seriously.

Rule #69

Some tools, like Google image search, can be used for great good or great evil (click at your own risk).