Rule #1,096

Never apologize for the quality of free content.

Rule #866

Most people won't pay for something they can get for free elsewhere.

Rule #765

No one will ever spend money just to let people know something is free.

Rule #652

Free furniture is awesome (although it may be a trap...).

Rule #458

Never say no to a free meal (unless it is KFC's Double Down).

Rule #445

It's possible to get something for free and still feel like you overpaid.

Rule #267

If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Rule #178

Friends & Well-Wishers Guest Week #3 (from Keegan Trimble):

You don't necessarily have to take something just because it's free, cheap, and/or on Craig's list.

Rule #158

The best thing about living in an apartment with free maintenance is that if something breaks down, it's not your problem.

Rule #71

Always take advantage of things that are free.