Rule #684

Grammar Rule #4:

"Alright" is not a word.

Rule #607

Much like simplicity, complicatedness is subjective, not objective.

Rule #606

Don't use overly complicated words when they are unnecessary to convey ideas.

Rule #214

If a word is overused, it can become unusable (or at least unintelligible).

Rule #172

Beware people who never stop talking.

Rule #95

Made up words, such as gaytarded, totes ridic, and bedgasm are a lot of fun.