Rule #433

The value of a video game is directly tied to how long you enjoy playing it.

Rule #432

If it doesn't have bread, it isn't a sandwich.

Rule #431

It's a lot easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

Rule #430

The snooze button is your enemy, not your friend.

Rule #429

It's strangely easy to forget that machines can't get their feelings hurt.

Rule #428

Life has meaning beyond baubles and trinkets.

Rule #427

Having too many methods of communication possible can actually lower the possibility of someone getting in touch with you.

Rule #426

Regardless of how much you love them, your cats will never love you back.

Rule #425

Some problems have no solution.

Rule #424

Political science is not really science.

Rule #423

All work and no play will eventually drive you crazy.

Rule #422

Not everything you read on the internet is true.

Rule #421

If you're going to draw comic books for a living, take a minute to figure out what human beings look like first.

Rule #420

Doing drugs is a bad idea.

Rule #419

Atheism is just as much a faith claim as theism.

Rule #418

The Bible is not a science textbook.

Rule #417

Knowledge is not something that needs to be feared.

Rule #416

There is no wrong way to cope with the loss of a loved one.

Rule #415

Try and realize that you are not actually as cool as you feel playing Rock Band or Guitar Hero.

Rule #414

We have more kinship with animals than most people's hubris will allow them to believe.

Rule #413

Contrary to what Silver Age comics think, women exist for more than finding a husband.

Rule #412

Human potential is both awe-inspiring and terrifying.

Rule #411

Auto-tuning can make music out of anything.

Rule #410

There is a significant difference between atheism and agnosticism.

Rule #409

Surfing the internet is a lot like going to a house of ill-repute; do it long enough, and eventually you'll catch something.

Rule #408

April Fool's Day pranks are a lot of fun.

Rule #407

www.tvtropes.org is a trap that will keep you clicking for hours.

Rule #406 (End of How to Become a Supervillain Week)

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #7:

When you (inevitably) get caught, plead insanity. It always works.

Rule #405

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #6:

After capturing your archnemesis, explain your plans to them in nauseating detail before placing them in an easily-escaped death trap.

(The Real) Rule #404

How to Become a Supervillain Rule #5:

Kill someone your archnemesis cares about.

Rule #404

Know when to quit.

I've decided that this will be the last rule I post to the rule blog. I've had a great run. Thanks for reading!