Rule #1,103

Some news is so big it takes time to figure out how you feel about it.

Rule #1,102

If you're going against the traditional, majority understanding of something, you need to have some pretty impressive proof to back up your ideas.

Rule #1,101

You know you're an old married person when you have no good ideas for what someone should do on a first date.

Rule #1,100

It's hard to make a bad version of some foods.

Rule #1,099

George R.R. Martin is a cold-hearted killer.

Rule #1,098

If you bend space/time too much, it might just break.

Rule #1,097

No amount of background explanation can change your mind about some people.

Rule #1,096

Never apologize for the quality of free content.

Rule #1,095

If you're ever trying to puzzle out the deeper meaning of an image next to a rule, remember Meta-Rule #3 (aka Rule #522).

Rule #1,094

Odd thoughts occasionally come at inappropriate times.

Rule #1,093

It's hard to get a job you never apply for.

Rule #1,092 (End of Spoilers Theme Week)

Spoilers Theme Rule #7:

Glen Matthews isn't going to tell you his name unless you ask him.

Rule #1,091

Spoilers Theme Rule #6:

If you're going to pretend to live in the past to escape society, don't forget to pack some penicillin.

Rule #1,090

Spoilers Theme Rule #5:

"Rosebud" is a stupid name for a sled.

Rule #1,089

Spoilers Theme Rule #4:

When you buy a crappy sled, you're not going to win in Olympic bobsledding. 

Rule #1,088

Spoiler Theme Rule #3:

If a dad names his son Sue, the son will not name his son Sue.

Rule #1,087

Spoiler Theme Rule #2:

You can't not love Big Brother.