Rule #860

Cuteness is a poor substitute for good behavior.

Rule #859

Anonymity changes the way human beings interact.

Rule #858

The nature of society keeps certain desires repressed.

Rule #857

Bitter spray to stop chewing shouldn't be more of a punishment for you than it is for your dog.

Rule #856

Sometimes it's worth it to pay a little extra.

Rule #855

Don't believe everything you read about a movie in reviews.

Rule #854

If super glue or duct tape can't fix it, it isn't worth saving.

Rule #853

People are never as two-dimensional as we want to believe they are.

Rule #852

Possible future endeavors hold a lot of potential for worry.

Rule #851

Seriously: use sunscreen.

Rule #850

Sunburns ruin sleep.

Rule #849

Some pain can't be understood until it's lived.

Rule #848 (End of Classic Rock Guest Week)

Classic Rock Rule #7 (from Led Zeppelin):

There are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on.

Rule #847

Classic Rock Rule #6 (from Creedence Clearwater Revival):

I ain't no fortunate one.

Rule #846

Classic Rock Rule #5 (from Blue Oyster Cult):

Don't fear the reaper.

Rule #845

Classic Rock Rule #4 (from Queen):

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me.

Rule #844

Classic Rock Rule #3 (from The Rolling Stones):

I'll never be your beast of burden.

Rule #843

Classic Rock Rule #2 (from Jimi Hendrix):

You don't care about me, I don't care about that.

Rule #842 (Beginning of Classic Rock Guest Week)

Classic rock: not only wonderful music, but full of wisdom and insight for the ages. For those about to rock, I salute you.

Classic Rock Rule #1 (from The Eagles):

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget.

Rule #841

Unfortunately for Rule #840, everything is important to someone.

Rule #840

The best debates are the ones about topics that don't matter.

Rule #839

Jackie Chan's career (while awesome) has all been downhill from 1978.

Rule #838

Stealing a digital copy of something doesn't really feel like stealing (even though it totally is).

Rule #837

Sometimes you have to stick with changes you aren't crazy about just long enough to prove a point.

Rule #836

Having someone actively bother you is better than being forgotten.

Rule #835

Graffiti, like pretty much anything else, can be art.

Rule #834

Philosophically speaking, "human being" and "person" are not equivocal terms.

Rule #833

You can never go wrong with a tautology.

Rule #832

Exercise hurts.

Rule #831

If Rule #830 wasn't true, culture, for better or worse, wouldn't change.