Rules to Live Your Life By: June 2012

Friday, June 29, 2012

There's too much internet and not enough time.

Sometimes improvement means settling for something slightly less stupid.

Plastic bottles are a great, cheap dog toy.

When you need to be in charge, take charge (like a boss).

If you're going to make mistakes, it's better to make them in front of people you never have to see again.

Doing anything for the first time can be scary.

Even if you don't care about sports, agreeing to watch them with people is a good way to make friends.

Before you commit to dressing up in a silly costume, remember that fake beards are itchy, and paint on your skin can get very uncomfortable.

Exercise hurts, but it's worth the effort.

Girls who love LEGOs are keepers.

You can only do tedious things for so long before you're ready to murder someone.

Food allergies suck.

Complaining about facebook is one of the worst ways to waste your time.