Saturday, August 21, 2010

Rule #547 (End of Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Week & Theme Month)


Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #7:

Suicide* does not solve all of life's problems.

*although I try to keep the mood light here on the rule blog, if you are contemplating suicide, get help, here or elsewhere.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Rule #546


Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #6:

Don't fall asleep in forests inhabited by magical beings.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Rule #545


Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #5:

Don't believe rumors without proof.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Rule #544


Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #4:

If you're going to avenge your father's death, don't spend five acts whining about it. Just do it already.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Rule #543


Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid #3:

If you ever become a ruler of some sort, don't trust anyone.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Rule #542


Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #2:

Don't take advice from witches.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Rule #541 (Beginning of Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Week)


Horrible Mistakes Made by Shakespearean Characters You Should Avoid Rule #1:

Don't get married at the age of 13 (especially not a secret marriage to your sworn enemy).