Rule #344

Don't be surprised when old people are brutally honest.

Rule #343

When you've spent 10 & 1/2 hours trapped in your car because of snow, there is no such thing as a "Winter Wonderland".

Rule #342

Life will always be "too busy".

Rule #341

It can be difficult to adjust to sleeping in the same bed as someone else.

Rule #340

Never trust a weatherman in Oklahoma.

Rule #339

Decorating can be a somewhat traumatic experience when dealing with a perfectionist.

Rule #338

Difficult undertakings are a lot less scary when you don't have to face them alone.

Rule #337

Any attempt to analyze statements that fall under the jurisdiction of Rule #336 will only cause you grief and headaches.

Rule #336

Human beings are prone to making nonsensical statements.

Rule #335

Buttons are fantastic when they work, and infuriating when they don't.

Rule #334

Hiding places are hard to come by in a one-bedroom apartment occupied by two people.

Rule #333

There's no exception to Rule #332 (or Rule #333).

Rule #332

There's an exception to every rule.

Rule #331

Days are too short or too long, and never just right.

Rule #330

Birthday surprise shouldn't be used to taunt the people you love (but it's a lot of fun when they are).

Rule #329

Things that seem awesome at the time may bring regrets later.

Rule #328

Marriage is all about symbiosis.

Rule #327

Playing video games as a team is hard, even if you're married.

Rule #326

New toys are wonderful distractions from the things you actually need to be doing.

Rule #325

There will always be stupid people no matter what you do.

Rule #324

Some things are different than you thought they would be and better than you could have imagined.

Rule #323

People are unreliable.

Rule #322

Eventually laziness will catch up with you. You can only outrun it for so long.

Rule #321

When a woman moves into your bachelor pad, you will not recognize it anymore.

Rule #320

You can never have too many friends. Except on Facebook.

Rule #319

Heraclitus was right about change.

Rule #318

Fresh and amazing can quickly become dated and clichéd.

Rule #317

The status of an idea as a scientific "theory" does not mean that it is merely conjecture and wild speculation.

Rule #316

There's nothing more valuable in life than people who love and care about you.

Rule #315 (End Of Married Life From A Female Perspective Guest Week)

Married Life From A Female Perspective #7 (from my lovely bride, Shelley Wright):

A man who will watch romantic comedies and shows about wedding dresses with you is worth his weight in gold.

Rule #314

Married Life from A Female Perspective Guest Rule #6 (from Katie Kruck, who lurves chinchillas)

Being right is a poor substitute for being happy.