Rule #660

When the law won't let you abuse your children*, get creative.


*Rules to Live Your Life By does not advocate child abuse. Usually.

Rule #435 (Beginning of Living Like John McClane Week)

Those of you who know me know that I love Die Hard and its titular main character, John McClane. Since I've shown you how to live like a supervillain, I thought this week I'd show you how to live like a foul-mouthed, anti-hero who isn't afraid to get a little blood on his hands. Shall we?

Living Like John McClane Rule #1:

Shoot first and ask questions later (assuming you left anyone alive [although, for John McClane's interrogation techniques*, this isn't technically necessary]).

*Disclaimer: links this week are likely to contain profanity. Click at your own risk.

Rule #255

Plausible deniability is key to loose morality*.











See disclaimer attached to Rule #209.

Rule #209

Plagiarism in papers is fine as long as you quote your source.*




*Rules to Live Your Life By does not take responsibility for the actions of it's readers in matters of legality or morality.