Rule #441 (End of Living Like John McClane Week)

Living Like John McClane Rule #7:

In the midst of all the killing and the cursing, don't forget to take a minute and enjoy the holiday season.

Rule #440

Living Like John McClane Rule #6:

No amount of property damage is too large as long as the bad guys lose.

Rule #439

Living Like John McClane Rule #5:

Never take your shoes off.

Rule #438

Living Like John McClane Rule #4:

Taunt the bad guy every opportunity you get.

Rule #437

Living Like John McClane Rule #3:

The best way to signal for help is to throw a corpse out of a window.

Rule #436

Living Like John McClane Rule #2:

Almost all other law enforcement agents are inept, and will only hamper your vigilantism.

Rule #435 (Beginning of Living Like John McClane Week)

Those of you who know me know that I love Die Hard and its titular main character, John McClane. Since I've shown you how to live like a supervillain, I thought this week I'd show you how to live like a foul-mouthed, anti-hero who isn't afraid to get a little blood on his hands. Shall we?

Living Like John McClane Rule #1:

Shoot first and ask questions later (assuming you left anyone alive [although, for John McClane's interrogation techniques*, this isn't technically necessary]).

*Disclaimer: links this week are likely to contain profanity. Click at your own risk.

Rule #282

If a girl is willing to watch both Die Hard and 300 with you, never let her go.

Rule #139

Some movies don't need a plot, just explosions, gunfire, and lots of cursing.