Rule #891

Everyone likes different music (some choices more unfortunate than others).

Rule #890

You can make a museum out of anything.

Rule #889

Even if you know your dog will lose their baby teeth, it can still be alarming.

Rule #888

Sometimes clothing for dogs is okay.

Rule #887

Comic book science is a lot like politics; if you don't know the answer, just make up something vague and hope no one checks the facts later.

Rule #886

Eight hours at work can feel like forever.

Rule #885

Killing murderers doesn't make their victims any less dead.