Rule #1,021

You shouldn't have to install applications to read news articles on facebook.

Rule #1,020

Arizona might be the worst place ever.

Rule #1,019

The worst part of making desserts for other people is not getting to eat them.

Rule #1,018

There are times when maintaining relationships is more important than speaking the truth.

Rule #1,017

The lack of the internet cripples modern humanity (we're addicts).

Rule #1,016

Don't put paint on your lips.  It chafes. 

Rule #1,015

Koala bears aren't poisonous, and if you tell people you heard that maybe they are, they will laugh in your face.