Rule #929

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #11:

Sometimes it's totally innocent when an attractive young woman is living with seven lonely bachelors.

Rule #928

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #10:

Witches are almost always evil.

Rule #927

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #9:

Cross-dressing is one of the many paths by which one can find true love.

Rule #926 (Beginning of What I've Learned from Disney Movies Week #2)

What I've Learned from Disney Movies Rule #8:

Frying pans are excellent weapons.

Rule #925 (End of What I've Learned From Video Games Week #2)

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #14:

Football only gets better the more gratuitous violence you add.

Rule #924

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #13:

There's nothing quite like stealing a tank.

Rule #923

What I've Learned from Video Games Rule #12:

When in doubt, up up down down left right left right B A.